My Beef with angie j.

The episode starts with our hero Angelia J. Me and her are on a first name basis. This episode starts right out the gate with extreme and unwarranted rudeness. Her Gracious daughter Desiree is taking time out of her busy afternoon to make her mom breakfast; Scrambled eggs and bacon. “Something is burning Desiree!” she hollers to her kind daughter, her daughter, who just so happens to be stirring perfectly raw scrambled eggs and raw bacon.

Her daughter comments on how the stove is “Only on 5” to which Angie responds “Well something is burning! This conversation is occurring JUST before Angie is gonna hassle her daughter in a one sided argument about breaking up with her boyfriend.



If you couldn't sniff it, this bird is a crazy, absolute psychopath. A drug addicted, 650 lb, Temperamented patient is the last person a doctor like now is gonna let off easy. Which begs the question in my mind… Do these people actually watch the show they sign up for?



…Or do these bitches just TRULY be crazy?...



Following a truly thin and one sided argument- which can be recounted in this month’s Monthly Round up






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Anywhosies, this article, and this lady as a whole are only worthy of this article you are currently reading because of this one straight forward and simple argument.



I’m not sure if anyone reading this article is a studier of the brain and human behavior as a whole, but just humour me in this one moment and pretend like you are.



Following the second day of their three day trip to Houston TX, Angie’s Husband slumps down onto the bed out of exhaustion after a 14 hour drive. The MOMENT that he decides to take a moment to himself to relax- Angie exclaims “Me and Desiree have a plan okay? We’re gonna find a store near us for you to go to and you’re gonna-” Her husband interrupts her “im not going out this fuckin’ late” And Angie snaps back with an attitude about his cussing. A decently valid excuse to the equally understandable frustration with her request, however comma, she takes this perfectly reasonable doorway of anger to unleash a whole unrelated hell of just straight up middle school level bullying. The argument of “Will he- Won’t he get Angie a bag of cheetos” then devolves. As he makes his frustrations be known in clear and understandable words for this unreasonable woman- she hits him with a “You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-You’re pathetic-...Waste of life fucking loser… fake ass piece of shit.”



Over a bag of cheetos btw.



Anywhosies, to spoil the ending- as it's not covered in this monthly round up, Angie is denied the surgery considering how long it took her to lose 50 pounds. She then makes it a goal to lose another 50 no matter what and then comes back HIGH OFF OF HER BALLS. The doctor immediately not only takes notice, but Angie admits it IMMEDIATELY. Shocking, especially considering she listed one of the perks was for her husband to get clean off of whatever he was already using, and then she went out of her way to also get wrapped up into it.



Go ahead and watch it. Season 7 Episode 19.




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