HORROR GAME SWEET TEA

AKA: A small collection of uncollected thoughts…

Tonight on May 19th 2026, I find myself relaxing after work.

Bryan lies in agony as his pregnancy pains are kicking in- I, a bastard father, lay in shame of my ugly wife…

The launch of my new website: B&D’s Guide 2 Lyfe, airs my room with excitement and new journey… I just spent 45 dollars on a website! Believe it or not, this in ITSELF is an achievement, because I am in a financially sound situation to do so!

I write this article, and the many others I have planned, to tell you a plan I made in the face of failure! Full stop! That's what Brits say hey? (say that phrase in a Rodney Dangerfield voice for the joke to really take effect)

This plan I greet you, in great humbleness - Horror game sweet tea.

Horror game sweet tea is an idea I have for a candy, boiled down sweet tea cough droop tablets called “Horror game sweet tea” a hard candy to reflect the flavor of watching a random scary horror game video after work. 

I plan to make other ones like this, like “Kisses in bed” and it’d be flavored with butter powder and sugar, and a variation on it like, “Kisses from a black woman” and it’d be brown sugar and coffee. “Stuck in traffic” would be rain and sweaty salt water, maybe even the odd pop rock in it or two- and that’d be a fun dip kinda candy, one that's real easy to make an embarrassing mess on yourself.

I've gotten to liking this idea because I like that smells can be really nostalgic and take me back to things that happened in my life at one point. I figured I could expand that into tastes- my most anticipated one??

Air wick and Dashie.

THIS one is tricky, Air wick: Fresh linen scent, the TASTE of pizza flavor blasted goldfish, and some sort of colder mentholy flavor, to reflect the cold season outside, eat it while watching Dashie and be brought back to MY childhood, real shit on real shit.

Anyways that's just a bit of a thought I've had- bye.

-Dan